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It's a Funny Old World: twenty poems for teenage readers
It's a Funny Old World: twenty poems for teenage readers by Nigel Tetley
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A Teen's Guide to Modern Manners: Sam Norman Talks About His Witty Poems
Sam Norman's new book, A Teen's Guide to Modern Manners , is a witty, hilarious, and completely delightful collection of poems featuring cautionary tales about teenagers whose poor choices, from leaving clothes on the floor to making a catastrophically rude comment about a girlfriend's hair, lead to comic disaster. There's "Ben, whose penchant for computer games led to a sad existence," "James, whose flagrant disregard for personal hygiene changed his life for the worse," "Tim, who made sexist jokes and got exactly what he was asking for," and "Melissa, who lost both her legs because she wore skinny jeans the entire time. There are a few sly digs at adults as well, as with the tiger parents of "Chris, who took himself very seriously and underwent a strange reaction. How dare you rest? How dare you fail?
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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are.